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	Letters Of Recommendations For Employees Here are a few suggested phrases: For the chronically absent: "A man like him is hard to find." "It seemed her career was just taking off." For the office drunk: "I feel his real talent is wasted here." "We generally found him loaded with work to do." "Every hour with him was a happy hour." For an employee with no ambition: "He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in." For a stupid employee: "There is nothing you can teach a man like him."

	Blond joke of the week: She's so blonde she spent an hour looking at a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate"

	Skin transplant A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."