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5 THINGS SHE EXPECT YOU TO KNOW ( but will never tell you )
1) Cuddling is just the best.
2) What she was wearing the day you met.
3) You must buy major presents after she gives birth.
4) She dosent care how good an athlete you were in high school, thoses days are over, so stop talking about it.
5) No matter how many cracks she makes about you, your tinning hair and thickening waistline, comments about her looks are off-limits.
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5 THINGS YOU KNOW ABOUT HER ( but will never tell her )
1) She looks better with a little bit of make-up.
2) Her mother annoys you.
3) In 20 years she is gonna behave and looks exactly like her mother.
4) If she were not so constantly vigilant, she'd have a mustache.
5) That friend of hers whom she always trying to set up with one of your buddies? She'll die alone.
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